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heading home to PEI tomorrow, gonna swim in the ocean, no matter...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:07:00 -0400

heading home to PEI tomorrow, gonna swim in the ocean, no matter how cold

don’t even fuck with me right now, a boat-themed restored...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 10:05:43 -0400

don’t even fuck with me right now, a boat-themed restored Airstream exists?

i dare you not to love this

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 09:47:40 -0400

i dare you not to love this

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Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:48:07 -0400

because THEY are watching YOU, too

Wed, 29 May 2013 21:19:15 -0400

because THEY are watching YOU, too

good: How to Dance Properly to Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’ OK who...

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:05:47 -0400

good:

How to Dance Properly to Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’

OK who wants to learn all these moves with me before wedding season? (also check out the dude at 0:30, so sinister and then so awesome)

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Tue, 28 May 2013 15:43:00 -0400

have such affection for ferry pics

Mon, 27 May 2013 15:02:59 -0400

have such affection for ferry pics

panel five is the most golden, perfect thing in all of comics

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:09:26 -0400

panel five is the most golden, perfect thing in all of comics

via Kottke, this list of better state birds is the greatest....

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:30:19 -0400

via Kottke, this list of better state birds is the greatest. don’t believe me? check this business out:

9. Florida. Official state bird: northern mockingbird

I am finishing this post the next day because I had to go buy a new computer after I threw my last one out the window when I read that Florida’s state bird was the northern mockingbird. I cannot think of a more pathetic choice for one of the most bird-rich states in the nation. What’s their state beverage, a half-glass of warm tap water?

What it should be: American flamingo

"Day 3 and 4: This diet is much harder on the weekends. This city is stupid because everyone is..."

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:58:17 -0400

“

Day 3 and 4:

This diet is much harder on the weekends. This city is stupid because everyone is obsessed with gluten-filled brunch and what even is it? Just an empty parade! I have to get back to Europe. On Sunday, I get to go to a pancake place that also sells kale juice and I silently watch my friend eat a pancake as I sip on some kale juice. Later, however, I roast a whole fish and serve it with anchovy salsa verde. It’s absolutely delicious. “I would like to meet Gwyneth Paltrow,” says an unnamed friend, eating the fish with a large spoonful of anchovy sauce. “She sounds really fun.” I enthuse: “She’s so fun. She smokes one cigarette a week!”

”

- this article on Gwyneth Paltrow’s new cookbook is far more entertaining than you imagine it will be.

excuse me young man i’m going to have to see some...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:48:00 -0400

excuse me young man i’m going to have to see some identificatio-BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

(*inception noise)

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Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:39:12 -0400

Dear Guy Who Insisted I get on the Streetcar Ahead of Him,

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 17:37:56 -0400

I get that you’re coming from a good place, here. “That’s the way I was raised”, you said, and I don’t think you meant anything bad by it. While I’m all for giving the infirm, or the pregnant, or the Carrying-A-Lot-Of-Stuff, or the Dealing-With-A-Small-Child priority in a lineup, I’m a perfectly healthy, Not-Carrying-Much-Of-Anything woman. And so what you intend as gracious, I interpret as faintly patronizing.

We’re coming at this from opposite points of view, I see that. But you have to understand – no matter how lofty your own justifications, any interaction involving more than one human necessarily involves more than one point of view. And when I gently refuse to take you up on your offer, maybe you want to take that at face value, rather than grabbing me by the arm and directing me up the steps.

with plentiful esprit d’escalier,

emily

lifeofawhiskeydrinker: see you on the water

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:57:40 -0400

lifeofawhiskeydrinker:

see you on the water

artruby: Ked Olszewski, Mixer, (2012). this is the art for...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:54:54 -0400

artruby:

Ked Olszewski, Mixer, (2012).

this is the art for me. right here.

andreastreeter: Bawwww. #1 most adorable stamp alert!

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:51:00 -0400

andreastreeter:

Bawwww.

#1 most adorable stamp alert!

q) how much do i need this fender ornament a) all the much

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 07:40:49 -0400

q) how much do i need this fender ornament

a) all the much

♪ all the cute gatsbys ♫♩

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 00:14:48 -0400

♪ all the cute gatsbys ♫♩

daveshumka: I just found a picture of this car that used to...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:02:54 -0400

daveshumka:

I just found a picture of this car that used to always be parked outside my house, and it was the greatest.

this is the most majestic of all beasts