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panel five is the most golden, perfect thing in all of comics
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via Kottke, this list of better state birds is the greatest. don’t believe me? check this business out:
9. Florida. Official state bird: northern mockingbird
I am finishing this post the next day because I had to go buy a new computer after I threw my last one out the window when I read that Florida’s state bird was the northern mockingbird. I cannot think of a more pathetic choice for one of the most bird-rich states in the nation. What’s their state beverage, a half-glass of warm tap water?
What it should be: American flamingo
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Day 3 and 4:
This diet is much harder on the weekends. This city is stupid because everyone is obsessed with gluten-filled brunch and what even is it? Just an empty parade! I have to get back to Europe. On Sunday, I get to go to a pancake place that also sells kale juice and I silently watch my friend eat a pancake as I sip on some kale juice. Later, however, I roast a whole fish and serve it with anchovy salsa verde. It’s absolutely delicious. “I would like to meet Gwyneth Paltrow,” says an unnamed friend, eating the fish with a large spoonful of anchovy sauce. “She sounds really fun.” I enthuse: “She’s so fun. She smokes one cigarette a week!”
"this article on Gwyneth Paltrow’s new cookbook is far more entertaining than you imagine it will be.
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excuse me young man i’m going to have to see some identificatio-BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
(*inception noise)
(via shasharakuraku)
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Dear Guy Who Insisted I get on the Streetcar Ahead of Him,
I get that you’re coming from a good place, here. “That’s the way I was raised”, you said, and I don’t think you meant anything bad by it. While I’m all for giving the infirm, or the pregnant, or the Carrying-A-Lot-Of-Stuff, or the Dealing-With-A-Small-Child priority in a lineup, I’m a perfectly healthy, Not-Carrying-Much-Of-Anything woman. And so what you intend as gracious, I interpret as faintly patronizing.
We’re coming at this from opposite points of view, I see that. But you have to understand – no matter how lofty your own justifications, any interaction involving more than one human necessarily involves more than one point of view. And when I gently refuse to take you up on your offer, maybe you want to take that at face value, rather than grabbing me by the arm and directing me up the steps.
with plentiful esprit d’escalier,
emily
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Ked Olszewski, Mixer, (2012).
this is the art for me. right here.
(via hyperallergic)
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Bawwww.
#1 most adorable stamp alert!
(Source: rawdraw-favorite, via adventuresinblunderland)
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q) how much do i need this fender ornament
a) all the much
Theme: Linear by Peter Vidani
